Stories around my fantasy trilogy -
Breaking the Tranquillity of Solitude.Homage Twist
Last week I said I’d try to edit one of the most famous monologues in cinematic history so that it was more relevant to my current pursuit of the editing of my trilogy…
Here’s what I came up with, check out the VLOG for a full performance.
You all know me…
Know how I earn a livin’
I’ll rewrite this book for ya,
But it ain’t gonna be easy, Good Book,
Not like writin’ Bond novels.
Rehashing Thunderball or Goldeneye.
This book, can be funny or drole.
Bit of shaking
Avoid any plagerisin’
And down ya go.
I got to do it quick, bring back all my readers, put EDJ publishing on a payin’ basis.
But it’s not gonna be pleasant, I value my book more than $3000 bucks chief.
I’ll rewrite it for 3 but I’ll sell it and market it for £7.77.
I’ve gotta make up my mind, keep Brody alive, I’ll have to hurry up.
I’m not gonna play it cheap, wanna finish before winter.
I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, too many authors on this island.
£7.77 for me by myself, for that you get the book, parts 1,2 and 3, the whole damn thing…Watch the original here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPi40lQetew Eddie
