Stories around my fantasy trilogy - Breaking the Tranquillity of Solitude.Eddie's Bacon
I said I’d try to rehash Bacons it so here it is… The EDJ Publishing abridged version of the start to Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels…
: Right… Let’s sort the book buyers from the sci-fi deniers and those who trust my writin’ from those who don’t, because if can’t find a book here today, you ain’t here book shopping, you need a bleedin’ library.
See these chapters? Some of em ain’t seen daylight, moonlight, stalagmite or even bloody Bakelite! Take a book, c’mon take a book. I took as book home last night. Cost me a lot less than ten pound, I can tell ya £7.77 to be exact.
Anyone like sci-fi? Look at this one, handwritten in illegible scribble, hand typed in Times New Roman coz I got idle. I’ve done three of em I wish I had more.
Squeeze in if you can, left eye, right eye, our finger will follow. They call it reading. You want one as well darling? You do? That’s it. They’re waking up to the culture. Hold on you want one as well? OK darling show me a bit of life then. It’s no good standing browsing like one of the jet set waiting for a plane to take off.
Buy em, you better buy em, these aren’t stolen or forged they just haven’t been bought yet and I CAN get loads more as long as you want to read em’
Hurry up now, too late, too late will be the cry when Breaking the Tranquillity of Solitude has passed you by?
Watch the original here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeztSCCX6VY